I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform porn an exorcism.
When I mentioned the memek ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.
Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women bokeh know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokep and porn sex as genuine intimacy. And memek when a woman is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and bokeh is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, crot and porn that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock porn Image
It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can bokeh you get memek a bloomin’ move on.’ bokep Sound familiar, bokep ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud memek always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned crot out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, porn Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert crot nearby males that they were fertile memek and crot keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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