I’ve long been memek haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in memek a nearby room porn screeching so loudly that I wondered if crot I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the memek ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman memek an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.
Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, crot it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know bokep and bokeh all memek men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is crot being faked. In other words, porn you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh crot there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently bokep sigh and memek moan than shriek like the bokeh rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days bokep editing The Erotic Review magazine, porn female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh porn while conserving their energy bokep for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of memek Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokeh and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the crot greater the chance the orgasm crot is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?
The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland bokeh bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained memek that porn her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: porn ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what bokep you should be doing.’
Well, bokep only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, bokeh Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women bokep were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were crot fertile and crot keen crot to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: bokeh the best sex may just be the quietest.
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